Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
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TryToBeKind
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Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time
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swagga0n1oo
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maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!
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stickwoman
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first!!!
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warrenx16x
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wow that sucks bro
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george456
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YDI for saying "Needless to say" then saying it anyway.
jk, op that sucks. FYL
jk, op that sucks. FYL
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stickwoman
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where's my comment? I demand to be answered :) I worked so hard to be first and my comment's been removed for some reason :(
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stickwoman
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anyone? Where's my first comment? Or am I the only one who can't see it?
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slice_of_fried_g
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this^ If it was truly needless you wouldn't say it. This is just one of the trillion reasons I can't read mlia anymore. Also, op, your girlfriend's nuts, heh.
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LmaoLolRofl
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aw too bad -.-
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MINDKONTROLLED
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I am the girlfriend! and what my gf left out was that she was standing behind a closed window; i did not get them wet! The kitten was just startled! IDI for not thinking, but I didn't actually get them wet! And i cleaned her scratches too!
PS. for all you silly confused hillbillies who cannot wrap your head around the concept of a same sex relationship-yes we are gay. DUH
PS. for all you silly confused hillbillies who cannot wrap your head around the concept of a same sex relationship-yes we are gay. DUH
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Alicia_Raven7
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Aw...is the kitty ok?
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killerviral
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first and that must suck and sting
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Mehness
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Faaaiiillluuurreee
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stickwoman
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I'm first again. I beat you to it twice. Sorry again :(
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stickwoman
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sorry that comment was meant for the person above you. Stupid iPhone
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stickwoman
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I'm first again. I beat you to it twice. sorry again :(
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Shady_R
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No your not. FYL, get a real one.
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stickwoman
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where's my first comment?
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girlygirl666
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@ stickwoman-Who the fuck cares?!
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snakrange
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cat scratch feva duh nuh nah!
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rogeriskira
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damn.. sucks
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Gringe
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She makes good decisions, that would be really funny!
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TryToBeKind
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Your girlfriend is either a b**ch, or she is very thoughtless. I would keep this over her head for a long time
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shurayuki
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you mean boyfriend?
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Pmm368
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No, girlfriend...the OP said girlfriend and yes, OP is a woman.
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Sholloway
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i'd tease her a lot about it, too.
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Jimboom
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It only classes as funny if she had a camcorder to capture the whole thing and then later put on youtube. Otherwise you owe her a punch in the ovaries!
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roadie42
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Poor you. Poor kitten. Yep, she's definitely a keeper.
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ambrz
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awh that's just mean!!
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EllyH
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Agreed!! I wonder how he pays back! haha
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EllyH
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she* even
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BannedStory
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i <3 ur pic o.o
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EllyH
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aww! Thank you!!!
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swagga0n1oo
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maybe she is giving you a sign that she wants her "pussy" wet lol!
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mattmga
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would be better without quotations
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WHODATNATION
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wow
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hellokittywhore
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15th lol jk my boyfriend did the same, the kitty was never the same again
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SmokinGuns
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Your name...wtf?