Today, I’m recovering from an accident. My boyfriend wanted to get it on, but I told him I couldn’t as I'd had a major spinal injury. He replied, "But you have a mouth, though stop with the excuses." FML
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cuz803 44
Okay, someone needs to be put in their place. Here's some options: 1. Punish him by denying him any romantic contact for a LONG period of time 2. Tell him to go ********** 3. Get him a pussy pocket 4. Threaten to bite his dick (or actually bite his dick 😈) 5. Break up with his selfish ass He's very disrespectful and feels self entitled. Please grant your peace and don't hurt yourself at the expense of your boyfriend's selfish behavior.
BurnInDemonFire 35
Shoulda bit it off...
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BurnInDemonFire 35
Shoulda bit it off...
cuz803 44
Definitely. She should give it a good chomp to deter his selfish attitude.
bleachedraven 14
🤣
meglegpirate 13
He lacks any sympathy for your feelings. Please don’t give him a chance to disrespect you again.
cuz803 44
Okay, someone needs to be put in their place. Here's some options: 1. Punish him by denying him any romantic contact for a LONG period of time 2. Tell him to go ********** 3. Get him a pussy pocket 4. Threaten to bite his dick (or actually bite his dick 😈) 5. Break up with his selfish ass He's very disrespectful and feels self entitled. Please grant your peace and don't hurt yourself at the expense of your boyfriend's selfish behavior.
Sadgurl64 10
too much. just throw a towel at him then say no wait and tade it for a wash cloth...
1known 31
You forgot to write « ex » before « boyfriend ».
buddhist_babe88 5
agreed
Aaron N Martin 14
Wow is all I can say !! This joker has issues and is bold!
bleachedraven 14
Damn, EX bf should have empathy, bc even oral would cause movement and hurt you after a major accident...subbing methods/positions should be for fun/satisfaction, not EX's greed. He's all balls, prob little dick.
hope jm 5
oh HELL NO!!!! don't EVER speak to him again. you're better off alone than with him.
Yummi_913 18
Did he also give you the spinal injury? Because that asshole sounds like the type. Leave him.
nammavic1 12
He’s got a mouth, too...
bleachedraven 14
🤣🤣🤣
cuz803 44
That's true. If I was the bf, I'd go down on her. She is injured thus deserving pleasure.
IcemistDragon 20
nope, that better be an ex...