Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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Top comments
nublets 12
Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p
zojieeu 6
Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs
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Comments (143)
bali_nz 1
Books are great.
fmlman287 0
I think you meant boobs. And yes, boobs are great.
DarkHeartAnime 4
Well, atleast he's entertained.
Moneylover103 1
Surprise him with a baseball to his penis
leemariex3 0
Lmaoo
LF928 3
Nice boobs:)
Gothic_Beauty 2
Haha my boyfriend does the same!
ImTheAlpha 30
Hah, I've been doing that to one of my friends. I managed to get a pencil stuck in her cleavage once.
FMLeveryday50092 6
Boobs are interesting enough on there own but when you can bounce stuff off of it it's just holy shit this is amazing.
fmlman287 0
Hahaha what fun things we can do with boobs. But in all fairness, if you don't like it, then tell him to quit it and find other means of amusement.
jackbruins 1
Time to get a new boyfriend.