Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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Top comments
nublets 12
Boobs can make men stupid, i think its in our DNA or something. And maybe see if you can bounce things off his junk and see how excited he is about it? :p
zojieeu 6
Just treat it as a compliment that you have bouncy boobs
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Comments (143)
heyred 11
He is too immature to play with boobs.
alwaysHAPPY116 0
That sucks I would have dumped him by now if my bf did that.
FreakingFYou 13
Well that just means you have a problem committing and a problem talking to your boyfriend about issues you two have. Try talking to guys instead of dumping them. It works wonders!
stevieb123 7
He's awesome bc I love boobies to????
thats_my_job 11
Do you really? *insert extra question marks*
diidiimi 10
Awesome. :-)
Jingle101 8
I know your pain -_-
twisted_cherub 14
It never goes away, OP. My boyfriend likes to use my cleavage as a basketball hoop, with pennies as basketballs. He did it constantly at first, but only very occasionally now.
thats_my_job 11
Hey, maybe they do grow out of it a bit! Interesting turn of events :-) I think boobies should always give pleasure to men. If it makes you uncomfortable or unhappy OP I think it's you that needs to grow up.
Ray_of_midnight 23
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twisted_cherub 14
If OP's like me, it's not the act itself that's annoying but the fact that it happens constantly. I told my boyfriend it was okay to shoot pennies at me at home or when other people weren't looking, but it was hard to get anything done with projectiles coming at me non-stop. My boobs are pretty much dedicated to his pleasure, but there's a time and a place.
Jawzx01 7
You need a new boyfriend.
AgaveLoco 5
Games with breasts are fun!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Start using his erect penis as a hook to hang random stuff like your towel, etc.
justhadtosaytht 0
Is it able to support the load? xD
hateevryone 15
He's lame