Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0
You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|
CyclonePsycho 1
If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.
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Comments (200)
purplekites 0
lmao you deserve it for being Aussie hahaha! if she was a great person then her bf wouldn't be breaking up with her specially like that and if he called you fat and a slob then you need to check yourself before trying to get back out on the field, maybe ydi maybe you were just dating a really huge asshole and your life sucks either way get revenge! it feels good
erjaguam 0
oh shut up. you drove him to the edge
manstie 1
of the bed!!! Hahaha!
TwilightFalcon 0
Wow what an ass.
Ghado 1
lose some weight imo
Anteezy 7
I hope he wrote it in mirror writing, that would've been awesome when you first saw yourself in the mirror in the morning.
gmarquis90 0
"What do you do with your Sharpie?"
manstie 1
Serves you right, you fat slob.
manstie 1
@177 People from england aren't aussie, you dumb ****.
MarieT 0
obviously u were passed out from too much alcohol otherwise u would have woke up to the marker. hence the Fat slob part. u probably deserved it.
dave6000 0
haha awesome.. ur probaly fat