Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
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Top comments
fushengyuan 20
She can sell the used ones on ebay. She will earn a lot of under wares~
DaRito 25
Lol, introduce her to the laundromat
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Comments (80)
jet223 20
Introducing Mount Underwear. Dun dun dun.
supertacowaffle 41
Well that's disturbing
couchcat 25
I think disgusting would be the word
fushengyuan 20
She can sell the used ones on ebay. She will earn a lot of under wares~
Sannekee 18
Just what I was thinking!
zimme2579 10
If she goes to prison they will cost more
crackpotL 33
thats awesome, and gross
sstahpp 33
Maybe the OP has bad thrush or something :/
Zebediabolical 45
She can just /say/ they're from a prison.
princessofylisse 10
Since when can you go to prison for selling used panties?
classicsparkles 17
70, it was a recent plot point in the newest season of oitnb.
Danishduckling 20
not going to prison for selling them - getting a higher price for stating they were.. umm.. "made" in prison. watch the newest season of orange is the new black on netflix ;)
kilarbos 14
Eesh. What kind of a sick pervert would buy period(and other stuff)-stained clothing?
swaglesshipster 23
Well time to get gloves and a trash bag
DaRito 25
Lol, introduce her to the laundromat
Lalala579121 28
If it was a matter of her not wanting or knowing how to do the laundry I think the FML would be about more than just underwear.
MyNameIsLaughter 18
Imagining all of that blood and sweat brings me to tears
rain_climb 3
Oh, that's nasty.
Chiharo 15
I just puke a little from reading that....
Stazza11 27
Thanks 6, I was eating... Was. Haha
derpywaffles25 14
Well that's just a waste of money. Period.
MrConcise 35
Not if she's selling them, which she should. She'd make a killing.
Lalala579121 28
She bloody well better be selling them. I can't imagine how much she spends every month.
sstahpp 33
Period. Dirty underwear. LOL. I'm sorry.
Miss_Whipped 43
That's the joke! ¯_(ツ)_/¯
daddysgirl243 21
burn the place down
keiNan_fml 35
how will that be helpful?
Big_Bear99 19
A bonfire would not be a bad option.
lilpsyco 16
I think when you spend more money on underwear than you do on food you've gone too far.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Well at least she's wearing clean ones and not reusing the dirty ones.