Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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babybubz 0
knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.
ibrett93 0
Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p
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Comments (140)
Fop 6
"Tattoo a penis/lame text/embarrassing tattoo on him" people, you're idiots. The OP would be sued for a massive amount.
irsmeagol 0
of what? Chocolate?
Jamaal_26 0
f up one of his tattos
ford_f250 0
I'm avaliable! nd I love tats but I'll make it worth ur while lol
batosai33 0
did you tatoo liar on his back?
samantha_durano 6
haha^^ just read that fml. but anywayy, dump his ass.
GreenRupee 0
Hey, i also want one for free!
Skellig 2
So? The admission that he has spent two years on you solely for tattoos is either an attempt to hurt your feelings after a fight or him aiming for a way out. Your relationship didn't work out. Welcome to reality. Is the fact that you've experienced what anyone who dates has also experienced really justify an FML? Grow up and deal, everyone leaving a relationship has to cut their losses - the fact that your losses included the time and money spent on tattoos seems largely irrelevent. If anything, you might as well take pride in the fact that your skills were apparently sufficient for him to spend two years conning you. And for all those who advocate somehow charging him after the fact or giving him a tattoo he doesn't want, what the ****? Juvenile much? She has no right to alter the original deal under which he received his tattoos, and she definitely doesn't have the right to disfigure him. Stop offering vindictive, bullshit advice that will only cause more grief.
SephoraSocialite 0
today there was an fml with a guy who got liar put on by his tattoo artist gf before she broke up with him ... same couple ?
lifeislife_fml 0
Pretend you still want to be with him and then give him a really shitty tattoo!
SirRender 0
The Bright Side: You are an amazing tattoo artist.