Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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babybubz 0
knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.
ibrett93 0
Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p
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Gummybears4life 0
You should make a list of how much the tattoos you gave him cost and then give it to him and tell him you want the money by friday
logand 3
tattoo him "i'm a bastard" on his forehead while he's sleeping
Batman4890 0
how many tattoos have you given him to keep him for 2 years? :O but he must love his tattoos...
jcard1224 0
wow,
sydneyanne 0
wow what a ****** douche
KarmaLanding 0
Well, now that you know, this is a prime opportunity to present him with a "past-due" invoice for absolutely all the work you've done for him. If you're feeling generous, give him a 10% "friends and family" discount, but I know I wouldn't...
KarmaLanding 0
Oh, and "The_Dood"? The list of people I know personally who have tattoos includes: Five cops, a dozen EMTs, nine or ten firefighters, two lawyers, two doctors, more than a dozen soldiers, a couple dentists, one judge, and about fifteen IT professionals. All of whom, (except, sadly, possibly the soldiers), I guarantee, earn more than you do, you self-righteous twat.
Ttime21921 0
you have a very smart ex-boyfriend!!! lol
Howdyplz 2
I say you should wait until he's sleeping, tattoo and/or draw a penis on his neck or face, and dump his ass the next morning. That'll teach that douche.
wiimii 0
ouch