Love: Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's...

By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

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You deserved it 3 124

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Same thing different taste

By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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You deserved it 173 881

Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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You deserved it 3 492

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 355

You deserved it 9 752

Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 129

You deserved it 1 916

By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 950

You deserved it 2 667

By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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You deserved it 6 110

Keep in touch

By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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You deserved it 324

And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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You deserved it 2 922

By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 610

You deserved it 54 153

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 71 865

babybubz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:08

knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.

ibrett93 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:04

Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p

Comments

sassyjesSa 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 4:58

no more free tattoos for him!! why would he admit that? dumbass !

PUSSYKILLA16 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:40

play along then tatoo a dickkk on him!

Belthazor_fml 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 4:16

What a loser.... You can get SO much better, honey....

RAUN 8

Friday 11 November 2011 21:00

One more tattoo for him. "Freeloading bum" on his bum.

DarthVader77 9

Monday 28 January 2013 16:43

Well, as good of a reason as any other. Surely, 20-year-old models are ALWAYS head over heels about 60-year-olds with beer gut and hefty checking account. It must be pure and innocent love, nothing else. As for OP: it sucks to be used. Tattoo something he will remember you by and move on.