Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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babybubz 0
knock him out and ink a dick on his forehead ..he deserves to be stamped as one.
ibrett93 0
Well, I reckon you should cut the tattoos out of him now. :p
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Comments (140)
arbmouser 0
LOL... that's awesome.
ColdGold 6
He has nice tats . . . for a stupid guy.
onnielief 4
so mess up his next piece. He seems like a real jerk!
bfffness 0
he's probably just ******* with you or pissed off from some fight you had, I doubt he means it. if he does, **** him, tattoo a gay pride symbol on his ass while he's asleep.
xconvictcon 0
well now, that's the greatest reason to be with someone.
omgxwtfxheather 2
oh dear that's when you give your ex boyfriend a tattoo to remember you by lmfao ;D
WallyTheWombat 0
You should tattoo a pic of Steve-o's face on his back.
monop_fml 1
That's quite rock and roll. He's still a dick, but at least he walks it like he talks it.
undefinedpaladin 0
Ok I could go into a long drawn out story about how bad he is for this and come up with a really creative revenge. Yet I find that it would be so much more entertaining for you to just dump him and mail him invoices for all the tattooing you did. Ok so that sounds like a revenge plot but it is funny. But on a more personal note I am looking for a tattoo artist. If you think you can help me out let me know and I will give you the details and you just quote the price.
starburgerdeluxe 0
I think you should keep going out with him and then the next tattoo he wants I'd tattoo one of the teletubies on him and then write something that would embarrass him. The jerk deserves it!