nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
disgustedgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Anonymous
Foot in mouth
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Top comments
allieooples13 9
I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.
sseberly 11
Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.
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Comments (192)
pondermuse 5
And did you two have another fight after his 'confession'?
candicurl 9
Looks like you *puts on sunglasses* couldn't handle the tooth. YEAAAAAAAAHHH
WiderWille 11
Uhm, no, just no. Next time, don't even try again.
leearm104 4
This is the worst comment of all time. You should be sentenced to jail time for posting that.
Easye123 0
I however enjoyed it. Cant go wrong with "*puts on sunglasses*"
candicurl 9
I know it was lame, but that doesn't seem like a fair pun-ishment. :B
FlexT 1
That was awesome
frackhappens 3
eeeeeee coliiiiiiii!
Freeze_fml 17
Seems counter intuitive considering he accesses that area of your body.
mk58 31
Yum, toilet water.
LadyLong 1
Solution 1: Get a dog. Use boyfriend's toothbrush to brush said dog's teeth. Give it a healthy roll in dog's defacation, rinse and repeat. Solution 2: Get a new boyfriend who actually gives a **** about you.
ArcadePie 10
Brushing a dogs teeth is alot harder than it sound
militarybrat 21
I agree. Cant do it to save my poor dogs life
mhnilo88 0
That's a good idea... Well to dip my roommates toothbrush in the toliet
mistersheezy 7
That guy has problems.... Just letting you know.
loserman67 36
And that bothers you why? Is the toilet dirty? Look, you've sucked his ****, swallowed his spooge, licked his balls, maybe even tossed a salad or two. And you're concerned about a toothbrush dipped in the toilet??? Now mind you, I agree with others that he is an immature asshole for doing that, but I bet the toothbrush is cleaner that his **** after he gets done plowing you and you clean him up with your mouth. Tell him to grow up and knock it the **** off, or you'll be hoovering some other guy who is more mature.
ceddyz17 10
Seems you have alot on your mind
SmirkingRevenge_fml 7
26- Have you ever even had a girlfriend? Because it sounds like you've been watching a heck load of ****.
sexylarry 3
Rub his on dog balls and buy a new tooth brush without telling him and use your current tb as a decoy