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Mr never never land, USA 30 years-old Single

socks This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

So close, but yet so far

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

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Anonymous 22 September 2011, 05:20 United States

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

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nicole 22 September 2011, 10:31 Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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