nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
disgustedgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Anonymous
Foot in mouth
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
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allieooples13 9
I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.
sseberly 11
Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.
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Comments (192)
loserman67 36
And you're concerned about this why??? Look, you've no doubt sucked his ****, swallowed his splooge, licked his balls and maybe even tossed his salad, and you'r eworried about the toothbrush in the toilet? Now while I agree with others in here that he is an immature asshole for doing this, I'm sure it's no big deal. Wanna really get back at him??? Go bang some other guy and then entice him into eating you out, then suprise him!! "Hey Baby, you just ate me after the guy down the street ****** my brains out! Did it taste good asshole?!?! Tell him to grow up and knock it off or you'll find someone who is more mature.
Ugi 27
Urine is sterile (or at least if it's not then you know all about it). Similarly semen - it contains sperm but no bacteria etc. You can eat/drink these all day with no ill effect. Shit, however, is absolutely crawling with bacteria, especially e-coli, which can cause really nasty food-poisoning. Unless the OP eats her BF's crap then a toothbrush in the toilet is much more risky than anything they are likely to get up to normally.
CrazyManNo9 29
You might want to look up the one term that was mentioned, "tossed his salad". Then again, you might not.
greatbigumph 3
Urine is only sterile while inside the body. It's waste, plain and simple, and contains all the chemicals and impurities your body cannot use. That's why the body gets rid of it in the first place. If you drank it all day you would certainly have problems. I recall a similar FML about a wife cleaning the toilet with her husband's toothbrush after fights. What is it with these people?
CrazyManNo9 29
Okay, am I missing something? You did mean to say EX-boyfriend, right???
Anubyte 0
My thoughts exactly
nc21690 19
ewwww what a jerk
36AngryPandas 1
Maan that's gross, but what do I know... I'm just a panda
ikickgingers 15
"Pandas are *****"
Sniper3000 0
Lol put his face in the toilet
vi3tno_romeo 5
Lol my ex used to do that!.. Obviously not to me tho...=)
WiderWille 11
Thats what she told you... ;)
vi3tno_romeo 5
=(
AndersonC 0
Wouldn't you BOTH get sick?
perdix 31
You are only a mediocre interrogator to get that out of him. If you waterboarded him, he'd tell you the whole truth that he really scrubs the shit stains with your toothbrush. You must really piss him off.
ladychocolate_fml 0
before or after he flushes?