nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
disgustedgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Anonymous
Foot in mouth
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Top comments
allieooples13 9
I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.
sseberly 11
Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.
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Comments (192)
sannah_fml 8
Thank god I'm dating an adult. FYL.
yaknowiverse 0
toilets ARE clean.
selenamcbreairty 0
FAIL
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
That's ******* disgusting. DUMP HIM IMMEDIATELY.
alliwannadoishav 0
Get him to admit it in an email or text them go to the police. That is an arrestable offence.
Ashlyn_nicole11 6
He must enjoy it. Otherwise he wouldn't kiss you after every fight.
mario3584 0
Before or after he ***** and pisses
ckilla421 0
My bf confessed that he's done that to me after a fight. Instead of freaking out, I have my own revenge. He hates it when I brush my hair by him bc I tend to shed a lot, so sometimes while he's sleeping, I clean my brush out and sprinkle the hairs out on him. Childish, I know, but it's better than punching him in the back of his head. FYL, I suggest carrying a spare in your purse.
Zillie 4
He essentially puts shit in your mouth, so you sprinkle hair on him. Yeah, that'll teach him.
kurlyfries222 0
I'm guessing this conversation ended with your toothbrush in the toilet???
Argenisjose 9
Buy a new tooth brush then ;p