By Anonymous - 28/9/2020 11:02

Clean break

Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML
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By  jfigley  |  5

She sounds like a chick that only takes a shower and brushes her teeth once a week. Hope you didn't have much physical contact....thats disgusting....