Great, thanks, I hate you

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 18:09 - Greece

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Aww. :/ I'm not trying to be mean by saying this, but you should probably take some swimming lessons. It'll help, I promise!

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omfgrofl1337 0

your sister is a win

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Freeze_fml 16

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Tasanasanta 0

Medival people did just fine for not being able to swim, she can too!!

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Stupified 0

Agreed. Learn how to swim and learn how to take a joke.

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katplayer 4

Not everyone needs to know how to swim. I know plenty of people who would drown in a pool and they get along just nicely. :/

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Freeze_fml 16

Cool beans. I said they should learn. I didn't say they need to learn.

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cstevanus 4

i never learned how to swim. i might eventually. but, theres nothing wrong with not knowing. hell, i also never learned to ride a bike.

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Schizomaniac 24

To add onto iicaptain's comment: 100% of the time.

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Person1233 12

Cstevanus, now I can assume you are a fat and lazy bastard. Thanks for the info :D.

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Schizomaniac 24

Freeze, the threadjacking will never subside. I suggest coming to terms with that.

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twinny_sc 13

Gosh OP, she didn't want to embarrass you by telling everyone you didn't know how to swim.

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imaginaryvoice 18

Push her in the pool and say, "Too late, it already is."

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xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

What, white? I would rather wait until it comes naturally. :/

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acccccccc 1

ya i agree #1 after awhile swimming is easy :)

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acccccccc 1

i like your shirt #4(i hope im replying to 4)

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acccccccc 1

i click the reply on hers but its not working sorry :(

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penecow290 3

You don't have to know how to swim to get in a pool...

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Schizomaniac 24

45 But she ignores you. Why do you feel exclusive?

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bigblue95 0

i never umderstood how someone doesnt know to swim. u literally just move. idk is it different to other ppl. i can understand if uve never been in water b4 though.

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KiddNYC1O 20

81- there's ergonomics, techniques, and styles that to be learned. also, people literally panic

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afrotasticchica 0

person1233: I think I might just love you.

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pooponyuou 0

#28 how is announcing to everyone tht ur sister is having her period a joke? thts a private matter nd the sister was insensitive

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sillybabee 3

haha I want that shirt(: where did you get it?

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coolsteve 0

I nearly vomited at the thought of period blood in a pool. When I get a pool, there's gonna be a no menstruating women rule.

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withered 30

"I nearly vomited at the thought of period blood in a pool. When I get a pool, there's gonna be a no menstruating women rule" You're clearly a guy that doesn't have a clue about period. If you don't know anything then shut up. The pool can't even get dirty if you have a tampon.

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avenged7xforever 0

28- I have found that mentioning a girl is on her period in public never goes well. that's like telling every one of your friends that you have a boner or something

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bentleyGCspeed 0

74, you are a creepy looking lil boy...

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claudia8D 0

that sucks so much... lol

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omfgrofl1337 0

your sister is a win

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cherrypieguy 0

I agree, I say we throw everybody in the water and leave them in for 5 minutes, to weed out the bad ones.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Aww. :/ I'm not trying to be mean by saying this, but you should probably take some swimming lessons. It'll help, I promise!

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Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

hey 5 you hot, but that sucks your sis is a bitch

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I made a helpful and serious suggestion and my comment got voted down. Awesome.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Yarr, us pirates don't need to know how to swim! #_o There be mermaidens and krakens in the sea. Ye be warned. And it ruins our eyeliner. Savvy?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh, iicaptain... :P That's true, Jane! Wouldn't want to mess up our pretty, pretty pirate eyeliner. Takes me ages to apply mine, yarrr!

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YESimmaDoctor 0

Wow, that was horribly mean. I bet you make little kids cry too.

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xxBrokenHeartxx 0

don't worry didn't seem mean to me(: and takes me ages too... (but it's all worth it ;)

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cole86 0

try taking swim lessons. but ur sisters AWESOME!!!

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FYLDeep 25

I find that the water is usually way too cold anyway. I'm generally purple after 15 minutes.

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musicfreak9821 6

same here, if it was warmer I'd be able to swim

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kanadezaki 0

wow, these comments are pretty harsh. "how gross" and "suck it up"? i'd sure hate to see anything embarrassing happen to them.

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saralyyn 0

you could of have just stayed in the shallow side? your not gonna drown if water is up to your ankle. and learn to at least doggie paddle.

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ComMed1 0

shoe probably knows doggie but not doggie paddle

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spikey818 9

just stay at the shallow areas of the pool

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