nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
disgustedgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML
Miramichi
Canada
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Carrie
Stuck in the middle with you
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Michelle
Richmond, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Anonymous
Stubborn
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Anonymous
Foot in mouth
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Top comments
allieooples13 9
I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.
sseberly 11
Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.
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Comments (192)
onemightydrummer 3
Then he kisses you??? Lol
missy232 0
Oh my.. That's wrong on so many levels! Pay backs a b*tch!
JumbledGirl 2
And that starts the argument of why he can't complain about your breath
briaa23 4
well id he likes kissing you tell him the next time he puts your toothbrush in the toliet, that he must like the taste of your piss so tell him you'll pee in his mouth
trese666 0
what a retard. you guys dont kiss?
ScarletBloom 14
In the bowl?
Death_The_Kid15 20
No, in the toilet inside the sink.
CiaranPM 0
Smart man. Maybe if you weren't such a bitch, you wouldn't have to worry. Sheesh. Women.
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Next time try to find a guy that doesn't pull jerk pranks
Btreasure 8
You should dip his face in the toilet haha
soican111 1
abuser...run don't walk from this piece of shit