By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha


1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ya.. I mean he does sound rational and practical.

Todays lesson class, is how to perform my signature DIY haircuts. Step 1: Find any open flame Step 2: Use a flammable object to ignite hair Step 3: Put out flames to your desired cut Step 4: Reel in the ladies

Some of my best professors were batcrap crazy. I had a calc teacher come to class near tears one day because his favorite star went supernova or something. Then there was my engineering prof who refused to say Canada or Mexico and instead referred to them as "number 51" and "number 52" I also had a chem prof who would have full on hypothetical arguments with himself for half the lecture.

I was laughing hard at that comment.

evan_7899 28

#45, your prof is just ignorant for referring to Canada and mexico as #51 & 52, classic american ignorance that is folks where the american thinks s/he is superior to any other nation it comes across.

#45, any reason I particular he called them 51 and 52?

IworkAt711 14

137- I've heard people call Canada the 51st basically saying the 51st state, because Canada is very similar to and right above the United States. I've never heard someone call Mexico the 52nd though.

Yah your comment, my dad is pleased that everyone wants to take part in his classes

squideth 18

Canada? Similar to the US? Pfhaha yeah no thanks, we actually have rights for our people who aren't straight white men.

Your dad sounds awesome! I wish to become a college professor someday...

The Laws of Thermodynamics. He must not be a Professor of the Sciences.

RenoTheRhino 30

Welshite, you are the fastest commenter I've ever seen on here! You're always one of the first few comments on just about every other FML. Every time I click on one, I'm like, "Damn, what's Welshite have to say about this one?"

RenoTheRhino 30

Hey guys, sorry about that comment. My friend got on here when I was doing chores and he posted like 5 comments.

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At first, I thought " What is he saying?" Then I realized it. ._. I'm dumb.

Your dad sounds pretty awesome. I'd love to take his class!