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By hushed - 30/08/2017 15:14 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I was hushed in a theatre during a play. I would normally appreciate a discreet silencing in the audience, but I was saying my lines. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By Sue - 26/03/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, I co-starred in a production of Hamlet. Halfway through play, the actor playing Hamlet forgot his lines, threw a raging temper tantrum, screaming about how much he hated the play and how he wanted to go home in front of hundreds of audience members. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2023 18:00

Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML

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By theatreluver - 05/01/2011 03:15 - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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Flappy

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 12:00 - Australia

Today, I thought I was on mute during a virtual watch party, and it's only after the third or fourth flappy fart that someone pointed this fact out to me. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 30 August 2017 23:28

It is rude to speak loudly when someone is trying to get some rest.

Akitakat 31

Monday 28 August 2017 13:21

To be or n... "Shhhhh!"

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Akitakat 31

Monday 28 August 2017 13:21

To be or n... "Shhhhh!"

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 30 August 2017 23:28

It is rude to speak loudly when someone is trying to get some rest.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 31 August 2017 5:33

Some people prefer pantomime. The customer is always right.

Cali 54

Thursday 31 August 2017 10:15

I really want to know why they decided to do that!

davecross 11

Thursday 31 August 2017 17:28

Sir be quiet your typing is really loud and I'm trying to watch the play.

28actress 22

Friday 1 September 2017 7:30

Where you speaking from the aisles? If so maybe they thought you were an audience member

tiredboredness 3

Saturday 9 September 2017 9:51

"we aren't in Kansas-" "SHHHHHH" "shut yo ass up I'm saying my lines"

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