FML : Everyone's A Critic

Everyone's A Critic

Today, I was hushed in a theatre during a play. I would normally appreciate a discreet silencing in the audience, but I was saying my lines. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hushed - / Wednesday 30 August 2017 15:14 / Canada - Leduc

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By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7535744 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 11:28

It is rude to speak loudly when someone is trying to get some rest.

By Akitakat | 22

#7534804 - Monday 28 August 2017 01:21

To be or n... "Shhhhh!"

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By Akitakat | 22

#7534804 - Monday 28 August 2017 01:21

To be or n... "Shhhhh!"

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7535744 - Wednesday 30 August 2017 11:28

It is rude to speak loudly when someone is trying to get some rest.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7535811 - Thursday 31 August 2017 05:33

Some people prefer pantomime. The customer is always right.

By Cali | 45

#7535896 - Thursday 31 August 2017 10:15

I really want to know why they decided to do that!

By davecross | 11

#7536047 - Thursday 31 August 2017 05:28

Sir be quiet your typing is really loud and I'm trying to watch the play.

By 28actress | 22

#7536246 - Friday 1 September 2017 07:30

Where you speaking from the aisles? If so maybe they thought you were an audience member

By tiredboredness | 3

#7539221 - Saturday 9 September 2017 09:51

"we aren't in Kansas-" "SHHHHHH" "shut yo ass up I'm saying my lines"

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