Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
Hopersz 0
Wow. Your bf is a total retard no offense. If I were you id say "sure..im gonna help pay for her attorneys fees asshole". For real though ur man is stupid and deserves to go to jail
Pearljammer001 0
f your life defintly but you have to admit claiming rape was a ***** move
JVonDahl 9
I'm just wondering how anyone ends up with a guy that dumb. Well... look on the bright side...at least you didn't marry the jackass. Also...he's a shitty guy. Not just because she was underage, but because he CHEATED. I really hope you didn't give him any money.
Shinygirlnz 1
Gah - some people!!! First of all if he's a cheater then we know this guy's a liar. So if he says she was asking for it, maybe don't just take his word. Secondly, there are reasons there's an age of consent. I KNOW there are promiscuous young people out there etc - but if you know a person's underage - just don't even go there. Just because someone's putting it on tap, doesn't mean you have to sample it. If you want to do the horizontal mumba - find someone old enough, there are plenty of grown ups out there and save yourself the jail time. Don't whinge when the law comes knocking at your door.
Farion 7
At least he was honest with you
Just_Meh 0
Wow, I hope you dump this guy! I wouldn't pay any of his fees. Let him learn his lesson the hard way.
mamabear5311 0
They will just love him in jail. He deserves it for cheating, and really why do guys go for jailbait its gross and they are imature.
iilovemylife 0
LOL. agreed.
skyeyez9 25
What it the allure for an adult to want to **** a minor? I am 32 and am attracted to guys my own age Not 15 yr old boys. I can't even fathom why that would cross a man or woman's mind. Ever.
make_me_smile 4
did u give him the money? if u did, u r an idiot. let him stay in jail becuz he cheated on u.