Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
imright24 0
If it's a minor then it IS rape. Distance yourself.
catatonicsleep 17
Yep statutory rape.. Doesn't matter whether she said he could or not
FFML_314 12
That's not true. Just because she's a minor doesn't mean she's not within the age of legal consent. Morally wrong? Yes, but not necessarily legally wrong.
happyvallygrl 0
I think we have to assume that it's illegal where it took place (since we don't know the ages) since she already told us he's in jail. right?
happyvallygrl 0
Whoops it says "going to put him in jail" not he's in jail sorry my bad (although I still assume that she's researched the laws in her area since it's affecting her personally)
bombsquad87 2
the guy sounds like a loser...but in his defense a lot of girls lie about their age
dlindemann 3
He has no defense, he shouldn't have cheated on her in the first place…
lovelyliz916 5
Let his ass sit in jail!!
flashback.miss 28
Well said
perdix 31
That would be money well spent! Get him off (the rape charges, that is) so you can have kids with this pedophile. Then, start saving money until the inevitable happens with your daughter -- you'll have attorney's fees and therapist's bills to pay then. Let him rot in jail, and be willing to testify against him in case he wants to use you as an alibi. Tell the court he makes you dress up as the naughty schoolgirl. Child molesters get the most anal rapes in prison -- the justice system sometimes works!
RedPillSucks 33
the rapist bills (you forgot the space)
TheDrifter 24
While sixteen or seventeen will bring extra time for her being a minor op doesn't say it's a stat case. She's likely just calling it rape to get out of trouble with her parents or explain away an unwanted pregnancy. After all who actually owns up to their mistakes these days?
fylkman 0
exactly she probably just claimed it just to get out of trouble, its happened a million times before
il_bastardo 0
Well, considering he's still your boyfriend-you kind of deserve it.
serpentanous 0
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wintermistress7 1
Psh, don't even bother bailing that douchebag out. He was stupid enough to do that and clearly he needs to realize what he did was WRONG. Trust me, save you money.
nakidna 0
first off. dump his stupid ass. why were u dating such an ass in the first place?
wanted4myeyez 7
don't waste ur money there is no way around it...he's going to jail. and deserves it!!!
joeinthedark 18
The doing a minor part aside, could be a reasonable scenario where it's not as nasty as it sounds, the dude cheated on her, got caught and is now asking her to pay his legal bills. Why the hell should she pay to get his cheating ass out of jail? Kids, please remember, 15 will get you 20.