Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
Chelseam2 4
I understand what he did was wrong. But to that minor I have to say: You evil little jerk. Takes two to tango. People these days. They don't know how horrible jail can be. That was a low blow. She's probably doing that cuz she got found out, and wanted to save herself with no regard for him.
ellysaurus 0
Haha...my babys dad did that same shit to me. He is, infact, in prison for 5 years. That shit isn't a joke.
fading09 4
I really hope you dump his ass... He got himself in trouble by cheating and is asking you to pay. You deserve soooo much better! Leave him behind and find a better man, when you're ready that is.
shannonshann06 6
just stay away from him. my ex bf did the same thing but it was sexual emails back and forth. the girls dad found out and got the FBI on it and everything. I was crazy for being his friend thru it, and then dating him a year later. dump his sorry child molesting ass and find someone better
jasonisftw 4
Jacob Bradley?
Alexis2742 31
Mobile, Alabama?!
CoriCat 25
Even if she didn't and her parents/guardian found out about it he would be put in jail. HE deserves it. Not you OP, I'm sorry :/
alex_carstens_yo 9
don't pay for his ass. he deserves it cuz he cheated on you. its really wrong for someone to cheat and then turn around and ask for help. so let his ass sit in jail.
WarriorOmen 25
Extreme douchebag boyfriend alert. Extreme douchebag boyfriend alert.
fantasyworld 39
Please tell me you said "hell no".