Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
Norther 1
JAIL!!!!!!!
robc32ca 4
you better not bail him out!
BlackMoon_fml 9
Pedobear in disguise as human?
herzeleid334 13
FYL :/
butterflygirl78 0
Tell him sure! Youll help pay for HER attorney! lol
neuroticallyours 0
I think you people need to lay off on him. I'm a woman and I was falsley accused of raping my ex gf three years ago when she was 16 and I was 19. These girls know what they want! I'm sure all of us older than 18 remember what it's like to be 16 and full of horomonal lust and I'm sure some of us wanted people that were older and even acted on it. he got the shitty end of the stick because this girl wants to have sex and ignore the emotional repercussions and in her immaturity thinks crying rape will make all her problems go away so she doesn't have to own up to her poor and irresponsible choices. and FYI a pedophile is a person who is physically and emotionally attracted to prepubescent children. I doubt that this chick is 12 or younger.
DjeePee 25
This. Especially the pedophile part. If a fourteen year old wants sex with a thirty year old (which is pretty discusting), who are we to say 'no', knowing that they still will do it secretly. And whine afterwards. People are free to do what they want in their life, like, making stupid decissions. You can't protect people from themself, not adults, not minors. Both won't listen. So let them live how they want, and have sex with who they want, at which age they want, but they are the ones who have to live with the consequences.
Shinygirlnz 1
To the poster who asked: "if a fourteen year old wants to have sex who are we to say no"? You would be an adult. Say no. Find another adult to have sex with. Just because a fourteen year old might go and have sex with someone else doesn't mean it's a good idea to break the law and boink her yourself.
zkchild 0
The boyfriend deserves it for following R Kelly's example.
CrazyManNo9 29
Don't you really mean your "EX-"boyfriend?
sirbrickrock1 0
holy crap, lol, and I thought it was annoying when the this kid at lunch kept on asking me to give him a dollar, that's how ghetto kids rob you!!
vanillatwilight6 0
wow u just no how to pick em dontcha but seriously i hope u sai no to help paying for the attorny