Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
skyeyez9 25
29: They may look older, but there other ways their age shows. The way they dress, how they talk: Do They talk about their career or how they think their curfew sucks? They have their own place or live with the parents? Shit, ask to see ID. I worked in law enforcement and seen tons of fake id and can tell almost instantly.
RedPillSucks 33
71. What if it was rape? It's his word against hers. He's not necessarily right. He could be saying she's "claiming" rape to lessen the damage with he (hopefully ex) girlfriend just as easily as the girl could be "claiming" rape to get out of being in trouble with her family.
Drummer389000 0
yeah just let him go. #1 he cheated on you #2 he was with a kid (don't know how old:/ ) and #3 he's a ****** dumbass!!
RedPillSucks 33
That was an awful joke.
desser627 0
let his ass rot in jail and go find you a new man :)
biskitbukit 7
Wow, if there ever was a Mike Tyson....
TheOtherNewest1 6
I feel your pain. My girlfriend cheated on me with her uncle and now I have to testify against him. Getting so many threatening phone calls, I don't even pick up anymore.
Technicolor_ 0
How can you say someone deserves this? I mean who in their right mind thinks that something like that is going to occur in their relationship..
LawlCakes99 0
This is where i would actually use the term 'I plead the fifth.'
rockstatic 0
Hope you didn't spring for a lawyer. The defenses to statutory are 1) they didn't have sex, or 2) she's over 18. Good luck with those. Even with murder you have to prove intent!