Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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Top comments
suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
LuckyMeeeeee 0
Roflmao
nidawi 0
at first when I read this, I thought it said that he had cheated on you with a mirror--not a minor. i was quite confused while reading the comments, and didn't understand why everyone was so concerned. hah.
Fall3nAngel 23
screw that
dorktastic09 0
eh. yeah. do not help him. let him be punished for his stupidity. a minor can make their own decision, but that doesn't mean you should act on it. by law a minor is a minor. and some if those minor girls are evil.
hlk24 0
let him fry for it
kayPandastyle 15
Ooh hell no **** that dude that's what he gets..
salutemeh 0
damn shame
remfire 0
Next time wear the cheerleaders outfit, and you will not have this problem! What ever happen to standing by my man? Better or worse?
fthku 13
Did he just get thumbed down for saying girls falsely claiming rape is bad?
Jay_JWLH 0
Have a heart. Get him an attorney. Let's just hope that he gets to be held in jail long enough to feel bad enough for what he did.