Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
hahhahaha 0
don't get him an attorney. he totally deserves it.
Cheshirecatxx 0
First of all, I wouldn't even consider paying for an attourney. He cheated on you! Forget the fact that it was with a minor, and just focus on that alone. The guy disrespected the relationship, and trust you had together, and now he expects you to pay for his attourney? And then what? You two will go back to normal, as if nothing happened at all? I'm not saying that this girl didn't want it, perhaps she did. but I'm sure he's aware that she actually can't consent as a minor. That it's illegal. Nevermind the fact that it's a complete douchebag move, considering he had a girlfriend. Seems to me like he's using you for whatever he can get, and when he doesn't get enough from you, I guess he turns to little girls. I'd get rid of him, and tell him to go take advantage of some little girl, and that you'reot going to let him walk all over you anymore. I'm sure you deserve a lot more decent than him!
bcbaby108 2
SAY NO
jess6blondie9 3
I don't think that I will ever understand what goes on in men's minds, to make them think that after they cheated on their girlfriend that we're just going to go do whatever they need for them. Ugh.
ceddyz17 10
claim rape also
emodude44 0
Why pay? He got himself into this. Let him face the music alone.
meperson77 1
you should have gone into court and said that he hit you. send his ass to jail for longer.
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Forget him....
ndiesal 0
Good job dumbass! YFDI
kiral_fml 2
I hope it works out for you kids, pun intended :/