Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
Lord_of_0 4
And, how old was this girl at the time of your...relationship? What birthday? I plead the fifth...
SAgirl 24
A: Dump his cheating ass B: Help a rapest get back on the streets you pick
jeffoe4u 0
Why didn't she screem while is was goin on?Guess she was enjoying it then,maybe he told her he was no longer interested that's why she's now claiming Rape,if I were u,I'll hold and stay by my Man,every man Cheats.Remember the Devil you know is Better than the Angel you don't know.Cheers.
Shinygirlnz 1
OMG. just... OMG.
beyoh 0
#122: You are a retard. End.
KattAlex 4
Actually, it is considered legal in some states if the older party is only two years older then the younger party. Now, ifthe exceed that limit by three months it is considered illegal. So, if your boyfriend is only nineteen while the girl is seventeen she is not claiming statutory but actual rape.
woodz1123 0
That's crazy! watch the movie "Look" it's about the same issue and it's amazing!
leafsgal 0
don't help him... let his ass go to jail
bunzonnie 0
girl, feel your pain... my now EX-boyfriend did that too. DON'T PAY FOR SHIT!!!
fmylouis 0
I rather expect she'd be "claiming" rape because after he had his way with her he wouldn't agree to leave his girlfriend for her underage ass...
DanyD 0
age is just a number!!
angel55033 12
and you laughed said go **** yourself and hung up right?