Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
FFML_314 12
No, it's not "eff his life" He should sit in jail. It's certainly not the worse thing to do, but people need to realize that you aren't considered an adult until you're 18 for a reason.
yoizzing565 0
lol
Mirorbo 27
The 'stupid' virus strikes again!
CreateZ 0
It's infecting so fast these days!
Mirorbo 27
And sadly, there is no cure in sight...
sadistmonkey 19
except more cowbell wait...
FTWisRIGHT 0
Nice icon, Miror B. It makes it really obvious you're a dude now. (:
ChubbyCake 5
You should let him sit in jail. But show up for his court days:)
rycachan 0
WTF! he should go to jail.. if the girl is claiming it to be a rape, then it is pretty much true..
justsayfuck 5
Doesn't always work like that. She might have wanted it at the time too, but changed her mind afterwards, for whatever reason.
shakethat 10
he might have told her he didn't want a relationship n so now she regrets it. but I doubt the court cares because she's a minor she can't consent to it in the first place.
CodingSquirrel 3
When it's dealing with a minor it's statutory rape whether she wanted it or not. When they're both adults it's a different story. There have definitely been cases where a girl has cried rape when it was completely consensual, because she felt bad afterwards or didn't want to admit it.
FFML_314 12
No, it's not always statutory rape.
msapp2 0
it's not always true. some girls are just spiteful. any one can be mad if they want but you all know it's true
RedPillSucks 33
legally, it doesn't matter whether she claims rape or not. If she's under age, its automatically rape. Unless, you're William Kennedy Smith or O.J. or someone else with enough money to buy their own justice.
branje 0
rrrrrruuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
iamchuck 0
One of those guys from Chile? I bet it was the one that had a wife and a girlfriend.
flashback.miss 28
=O weelll... now he'll get a date with Bubba.... maybe nah jk... :) but what the.... dont help him pay if i were you id just stay away from it all unless i absolutlely (sp!) had to answer questions...wello, iwould want to get both your and the girls side of the tale... and see what happens but i wouldnt wanna be caught between sides. neautrality is good this is a O___O kinda fml story...
ASLGabby 9
What
fearfulsymmetry 1
That is absolutely disgusting. let his child raping ass rot in jail.
flashback.miss 28
and another thing.. who voted ydi?
flashback.miss 28
yea... *sigh*
RedPillSucks 33
I would only vote YDI if she actually pays for his attorney