Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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lizyray
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damn that sucks
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shananigans
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You mean ex boyfriend right?
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SCBeauty1983
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My thoughts exactly!
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raw_tigahh
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nice rx-8. but its wastes alot of gas!
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raw_tigahh
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wrrrooonggg post. lol
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AnaBanana1918
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Haha okay
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mintcar
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Wow, jerk.
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DjeePee
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I hope you slapped him in the face. I really do.
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itsgonnahappento
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that sucks
what's a douche
what's a douche
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MAGNAVOX
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This wouldn't matter if you're a guy OP.
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DocBastard
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I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
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CitizenSnipz
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I don- oh. OOOOHHHH.
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justiinbieberrxd
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6- AHAHAH,LOL ;)
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FFML_314
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Go get herpes and give it to him.
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psuboy
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that's hateful. at least he's honest? still sucks tho
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FFML_314
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Yes, because cheating isn't hateful. He wasn't honest with his girlfriend.
He deserves herpes AND the clap. (& I'm not talking about the light)
He deserves herpes AND the clap. (& I'm not talking about the light)
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Fortuitous
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According to Michael Scott, that would be spelled "H-I-R-P-E-S."
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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H-I-R-P-E-E-S*
I just watched it last night. :]
I just watched it last night. :]
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UrLiFsuX
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haha!!
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noscope_ftw
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at 11, so she deserves herpes too? hey go screw your bf over by screwing ureself over too... yeahh bright idea.. not
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FFML_314
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You're stupid, 50. It's called sarcasm.
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ujonesy
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#7, that is hilarious. anyone who cheats needs something like that that they can't get rid of.
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iPewpOnJews
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Booooooooooooo.
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Nickolazx
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Yeah we can be that rough sometimes! But there are some bitches...
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sweet_candy_
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Time for a new bf :)
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corytheboss
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I'm available ;)
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nerdsgetmehot
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You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?"
If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P
If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P
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syedlink27
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no matter how many profile pics you change it's always the same result:
Disgusting!
that's what being an idiot is.. doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.
Disgusting!
that's what being an idiot is.. doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.
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FFML_314
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Of course it's the same result. She can't change her face, you fucking moron. Get a life and find something more pressing to do, other then insulting someones appearance. Especially someone that looks better than you.
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perdix
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What's wrong with you, syedlink27? nerdsgetmehot gets me hot, and I'm a nerd, so if we ever got together, a chain reaction might commence.
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greatwyt
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o thats nasty, why should he do that?
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nerdsgetmehot
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Hahaha. Wow. Syedlink, I'm confident enough to know that I'm far from ugly. Why put someone's appearance down? To make yourself feel better about your own, perhaps?
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RedPillSucks
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especially when he's got that big ass nose with that little dot underneath.
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TheOtherNewest1
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First off, you totally win. +10 internets. Also, you're bangin'.
In other news, this FML is both hilarious and horrible.
That is all.
In other news, this FML is both hilarious and horrible.
That is all.
If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P