Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML
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Top comments
suppressed08 2
You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.
FFML_314 12
Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.
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Comments (117)
Ithok1 3
Really nobody has said it yet? Fine I will. OMG did he get to meet Chris Hanson? When does his episode of To Catch a Predator on?
chaelyn 0
that's what happened to me, except I was the minor and he cheated with another minor. peds
0opsie 6
Don't. Do. It.
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
Smdh...minor or not, he CHEATED! Let his cheating ass SIT IN JAIL!
marcranger 29
ugh, pedo-*****. I'm sorry op.
LisaBanana 0
file harassment charges lol!
woodz1123 0
random but you're beautiful :P
mrsmilam 0
Thats disgusting! I would be ashamed to put this on here. Im a mother of 2 this is tremendously sick.
wellinever 5
He already told you he did it. You won't be seeing him for a long time.
saiyurri 0
Give him the flick. 1) He cheated on you, 2) it was with a minor (idiot move there) & 3) Who the hell asks their partner who they cheated on them to help pay attorney fees for something that was showing major disrespect to them?! If it was me I'd be ditching his sorry ass & going to the trial just to laugh at him when he gets what he deserves getting hiss ass handed to him being thrown in jail.
Kitten16 0
Hope ur not considering paying