Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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Top comments
btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
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Comments (82)
WrongRomance 11
Well.. You did want "ALONE TIME"
SuperDanielNL 23
Awesome parents, they seem cool enough.
pl18 10
They were trying to set the right mood for you, because let's face it How many people haven't listened to sad music while we were upset?
Ellenpop 15
At least it wasn't "I Touch Myself".
florido_fml 10
They have a nice sense of humor, you cant be mad at that
seandoc 13
It's Christmas! Who cares?
winkydog4056 16
#17_Winky gets scared every time your profile pic shows....WHAT is up with that shot?! Winky is concerned it doesn't show your best side.
Lillias_fml 19
Sounds like something my parents wold do. But yea, I agree that you must stay positive... some day you will look back at this with a smile because you have amazing parents with.. a sense of humor, I guess?
amara92_fml 10
Haha aww they're just trying to make u laugh & it's your bf's loss
RadioOctopus 16
Thats actually pretty hilarious, maybe they thought its make you laugh a little?
TreyDuhh 10
Awe lol that's somethin my parents would do, I find those parents to be the best. :D