Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Top comments
btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
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Comments (82)
nightDREAMERms 6
I'm sorry it doesn't seem that cheered you up at all, but it certainly made me laugh!
destroyu 8
They just wanted to try to cheer you up
Sly_Assassin 11
Your parents suck. Fyl
BloodyHeel 8
I'm sure you're like 12 anyway. Doesn't matter.
raphael1123 13
Maybe they got it all wrong. Music only makes people feel better when their down when your listening to them, by yourself. Otherwise, they found the perfect song for your situation.
yaniggamatt 3
lord jesus #2 is ugly
DanielleinDC 34
"Mom, Dad, if you're trying to make me feel better, crap like this is NOT going to work!"
Wdtahtm 5
Well when my gf broke up with me, I was driving back to my appt and someone like you by Adele started blasting out of my speakers. talk about a depressing moment
chris_a7x 11
Epic parents are epic.
dannyboy59 0
Sometimes the truth hurts!