Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
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Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
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Comments (82)
soph_volleyball 11
He broke up with u on Christmas?? Wow...
BlueMoonCafe 12
I know it feels horrible now, but they were most likely trying to get a laugh out of you. You'll probably laugh about it later. And look on the bright side: it's Christmas and you're rid of a guy insensitive enough to break up with you on Christmas Day. That's a gift in it's own right.
KM96 24
Awww ;( That's so sad. But at least when you look back at it, it will be funny :D
MrsAlexander83 10
Now that is hilarious!! I give two thumbs up to your parents for their creativity!! I'm sorry about the breakup...it always seems to happen this time of year.
kitten82 16
cheer up op. it will be ok. at least your parents listened.
Sanchez1984 6
thats fucken bogus I cant believe they would do such a thing
Justmeedotcom77 3
Get over it, lifes to short to mope over someone who doesn't want you. It's his lose obviously. You will find happiness again just don't let it get you down and miss out of the good stuff in life. Get up and enjoy life.
lksdliz 9
One of the compensations of being a parent - we do shit like this!
nani_rox 9
You have awesome parents!
Iamrebecca 2
Aw it's kind of a 50/50 thing maybe they thought it would cheer you up in some odd way?