TaintedL0v3
London, United Kingdom
Heavy session last night?
Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML
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mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
lame
Canada
Shit eating grin
Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML
kp.
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Gotta have it
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Melanie
United States
Mouth malfunction
Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Chip on your shoulder
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML
brittholzworth
Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
Heyme
France
Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
Jaws
France
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Top comments
Robert Cruikshank 7
Twist them off. Super glue has not strength when you twist.
ahabsfan 15
Unless you were tied down to an ant hill I don’t see the problem here.
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Comments (5)
ahabsfan 15
Unless you were tied down to an ant hill I don’t see the problem here.
Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18
That's sweet
Robert Cruikshank 7
Twist them off. Super glue has not strength when you twist.
Wadlaen 23
You know it's been a good party when...
Itsheragain 9
you sure you dont have a dog?