Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
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Comments (82)
perdix 31
Are you sure they are just not really into that Swiffer commercial?
Raivyn52 4
was it that one green day song? cause I don't think I know another song titled that.
CharresBarkrey 16
...Really? You don't know the famous "All By Myself" song by Eric Carmen? Ugh, there goes Green Day ruining music like always.
BlueMoonCafe 12
No need to be so harsh! He/she just didn't know the song.
CharresBarkrey 16
I didn't mean to sound harsh, sorry. I just have an intense dislike for Green Day
limerx 1
If you just told them you wanted to be alone they don't know that you are truly sad and not just a little moody. what kind of an sashay breaks up with his girl on Christmas? Maybe he figured he'd better just leave before you opened up the size XXXL dress that he bought for his mom...
limerx 1
Sashay should be asshat
DarkPrincess2k12 2
I just wanted to let everyone know that reading comments on FML restores my faith in humanity. Most of the people here are really sweet and nice. Uh, Festive season is getting me all mushy. Merry Christmas!
Sirin_fml 47
And a merry Christmas to all the "differently beautiful" FML people as well. Let's be inclusive and have a doubleplusgood New Year.
Slackness 10
Thats so nasty, even I wouldn't do that.
Nydeira 11
Aww poor you I'd hate my parents for that.very insensitive to feelings
Perfectg 9
Cool parents
cuponoodles34 10
well at least now you know they partially listened to you ... sorta
winkydog4056 16
No good vibrations from the parents? Get up and change the music. Make your own vibrations...