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Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.
My first reaction would be to say "Holy Shit" in fear
Well the Lord does work in mysterious ways...
The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away.
Coincidence.
Co... Co-in... Co-incid... **** it
I don't know what to make of this comment...
He's God. Couldn't He have timed it so it happened before the wild sex took place at all?
God gave us free will to make our own choices. He likes it when we follow Him but we have to choose that path.
did you cry "oh God" as you climaxed?
Holy shit. That must have been super embarrassing.
HOLY shit indeed.
Thanks captain
Yeah, Captain. Captain Obvious!
Wow, that sucks. Horrible timing for that priest to show up.
What was the priest doing peeping into people's cars anyway? Especially ones that are emitting sexual sounds. You may have a closeted pervert as a preacher
There might not have been any sounds, just the car shaking and the priest went to see what was wrong.
Maybe he thought it was possessed
Maybe he was just trying to stop public car sex like most adults would?
Don't come a knockin' if the vans a rockin'
Why would you stop car sex from happening?
Because it's illegal.
Psalms 27-1
Of priests interrupting sexytime.
So Psalms 26?
I think a better question is what did the guy say?
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did you cry "oh God" as you climaxed?
Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.