By Marika - 20/07/2015 17:48 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML
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Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.

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Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.

mds9986 24

My first reaction would be to say "Holy Shit" in fear

Well the Lord does work in mysterious ways...

The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away.

amandathemermaid 19

Co... Co-in... Co-incid... **** it

amandathemermaid 19

I thumbs downed my own comment cuz I totally deserve it LOL

I don't know what to make of this comment...

He's God. Couldn't He have timed it so it happened before the wild sex took place at all?

SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Pretty sure that's the point. There would be no lesson learned if they were caught before anything happened. But the real lesson should be not to have sex in the back of a minivan unless it has tinted windows and it's dark outside.

God gave us free will to make our own choices. He likes it when we follow Him but we have to choose that path.

afallingstar 22

Was totally going to comment that myself.

They don't call it the g spot for nothing

Wow, that sucks. Horrible timing for that priest to show up.

What was the priest doing peeping into people's cars anyway? Especially ones that are emitting sexual sounds. You may have a closeted pervert as a preacher

There might not have been any sounds, just the car shaking and the priest went to see what was wrong.

Maybe he was just trying to stop public car sex like most adults would?

praesidiem 16

Don't come a knockin' if the vans a rockin'

Why would you stop car sex from happening?

I think a better question is what did the guy say?