Vodca could help OP get over his headache temporarily!

And will create one even worse, a couple hours later...

Which is why i said temporarily help you!

Take some ibuprofen, and cowgirl up.

#25- while it may help temporarily to drink vodka, I foresee it causing worse problems than a headache on a cold day with loud instruments playing in the back ground. He works at an elementary school and I feel as if being drunk or smelling of liquor around small children at school is frowned upon in today's society.

Now you know how Simon Gruber feels...

Hey "in least" a few of those words were right.

I remember being made fun of in the band!

Depends what school you're at and experience. My school is focused more towards music so our bands/orchestra's (I'm in one of them. ) Are good in my opinion. I've played an instrument for about 2 years and most people in most of the bands at my school have played longer. ( I'm in a high school mixed with a primary school, makes sense if you are from Australia) ( I'm in high school)

Even if it was scheduled, OP didn't have to know about it.

true. Plus, OP shouldn't have gotten so shitty on a weeknight.

35- Have you never just woken up with a random ass headache?

Musical instruments of satan? I always figured they were the instruments of something far more evil

Mayonnaise?

Gosh darn it mayonnaise is STILL not an instrument!! I'd assume that the instrument of the devil is the E-flat (soprano) clarinet.

Was thinking more on the lines of a gold fiddle.

Haha try the trombone then we will talk about devils instrument

#45 What's wrong with trombone? I played for a few years, the sound is lovely, you know.