Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Top comments
btstig 11
It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.
esp_superstar 10
Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(
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Comments (82)
perdix 31
"Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, So why don't you kill me?" would have been worse. Sorry, you got dumped on Christmas. The good news is that the best recruiting day of the year is next week, plus you've got lots of alcohol helping you.
cuponoodles34 10
Beck :D
maz95 17
I'm sure your parents were trying to cheer you up in a good way, maybe you're still too upset to joke about it yet. You'll probably be laughing about it soon! :)
annie_nk 23
I know it's tough but stay positive. My sister made me dump cake after my first real love broke up with me. It was really sweet. (her actions AND the cake ;)
winkydog4056 16
Jesus Christ on a piece of toast! Your boy toy also posted today. Mom was on the sofa boozed out with a knocked over tree and unwrapped presents scattered.
winkydog4056 16
Oh crap, Winky just posted a comment to the wrong post...should be for fornicating is a sin. Winky needs to go back to sleep.....
skyeyez9 25
Your parents are awesome!
saIty 17
You know what this means! No, not singing along but using the vibrations to your benefit... If ya know what I mean.
cece_miless 8
You have awesome parents !
Enslaved 38
Reminds me of the movie "To Die For". That's the song Nicole Kidman's character played at her husband's funeral even though she was responsible for killing him. :P
nycwrestler 17
That's some considerate parents ;) vibrating the house just for you