Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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HappyJello 7
Are you going to write a song about it?
lilhellian 27
Might as well cash in on it. Don't forget us when you go big.
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Comments (143)
xk75 4
So you drag your bum across the floor?
perdix 31
With the main difference being that your musical account of your dumping will rise to #456,317 on the pop charts and net your family zero million dollars.
missababgaga 19
I see nothing wrong being referred to as Taylor Swift, she's one of the coolest singers out there!
BlowinChronic 18
If you enjoy hearing her whine about all of her failed relationships.
missababgaga 19
Apparently I'm not the only one, because she manages to have a ton of very successful songs. Lot's of people enjoy her music.
Jaxx66 21
So does Justin Bieber, missababgaga. But that doesn't mean he has talent.
koolkat27 13
100-All of her songs are about the same thing: fairytales and her pathetic breakups. She's nothing special.
missababgaga 19
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion on things.
BananerzFresh 12
That is just wrong...
rhidiculous 4
he DID say "again"...
Jessy713 6
Try not to worry about the break up. Maybe that would rank you a little higher from Taylor swift to Adele. :D
ICastillo 25
Taylor Swifts songs are annoying they're just about breaking up with he boyfriends and being depressed. But she does make millions off those idiots. Don't get wrong if she gave me a chance I would go for it.
Torji 2
Ahahahah
hellproof023 6
Teenagers overdramatize EVERYTHING. The only way to see it is well grow up. Your relationship had about a 1% chance.. Do you cry every time you lose the lotto too?
hellproof023 6
I agree with you in a since.. But long term relationships with teens leads to sex almost guaranteed nowadays. I had a child when I was 15 because a relationship made me believe I was more mature than I really was... Teen relationships equal trouble. Most (not all) are simply not ready to handle to emotions that come with it. Focus on school worry about getting ****** over later.
hellproof023 6
Sense. Haha dumb mistake.
ajnorma 16
Not every teenage relationship has a 1% chance. The chance depends on the people in the relationship. My parents were together since they were teenagers, and I hope my relationship lasts even though I'm technically a teenager.
maddygirl820 10
Does he write autobiographical songs about his life, too?