By HaroldLames - 1/3/2021 11:01

What have you got yourself into?

Today, the court is unable to allow me to divorce my wife because she is pregnant with our child. I have to wait until AFTER the baby is born, so that she is born inside of a marriage and not be an "illegitimate child". I was planning to move out of our house to go live with my high school sweetheart this weekend. FML
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By  Grizz8831  |  13

so... you got married, then got your wife pregnant, and then decided to cut and run to have a fling with the girl you banged in high-school, thus leaving your baby mama to take care of the child on her own, while you pretend it isn't your responsibility to help take care of it... yup you my friend are a piece of shit. not saying you have to stay with her, but at least don't get mad you can't run fast enough from them. make sure you kid is going to be well off...

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By  Grizz8831  |  13

so... you got married, then got your wife pregnant, and then decided to cut and run to have a fling with the girl you banged in high-school, thus leaving your baby mama to take care of the child on her own, while you pretend it isn't your responsibility to help take care of it... yup you my friend are a piece of shit. not saying you have to stay with her, but at least don't get mad you can't run fast enough from them. make sure you kid is going to be well off...

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  kfchicken_fml  |  28

as someone who was raised by a single mother I have to say you're making a lot of assumptions. OPs an ass for trying to leave his wife while she's pregnant no doubt, but there's no proof that he plans on abandoning her and the child.

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  Bogrbon  |  22

The courts may care depending on where he's from. State to state, divorce laws change, and this doesn't even list a country. He may be from someplace with much more conservative divorce laws.

However, he's personally proven that wherever he lives there's at least one giant shit head. (Hint: it's him)

By  xxlk4xx  |  5

absolutely no sympathy for you what so ever. so you're cheating on your pregnant wife, with some chick from highschool and plan to just up and leave and likely not help raise your child that you helped make.. and does your wife have any idea what a pos she married? I'd say this is more of an fml for your wife then it is for you. I really hope you didn't post in here expecting anyone to feel sorry for you. as for your wife, I hope she finds someone who is actually worth her time and she knows her self worth as a person.