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Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.

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Maybe she was trying to get you to imagine it was your boyfriend's funeral. o.o That would cheer me up.

Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.

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Not only am I a troll, but I'm also the interweb game warden. It is illegal to bait trolls, especially when you bait-and-switch. Cease and desist immediately, or face the consequences which will NEVER BE THE SAME!

I doubt she was using a funeral to cheer you up. Perhaps it was something she had to attend, and she invited you so that you wouldn't be alone.

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Thank you for warning people. However, I will probably not "have a good time" as you said, as the only times I've ever known were perfectly miserable. OP, if you care to hear what I have to say, which I know no one does, but I'll say it anyway: Sounds macabre and morose. At least your mother was trying to illustrate to you the pointlessness of mourning the demise of a temporary relationship; no matter how short or long your relationships are, you are going to end up as worm fo

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