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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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Monday 12 November 2012 2:08

Are you going to write a song about it?

lilhellian 26

Monday 12 November 2012 2:09

Might as well cash in on it. Don't forget us when you go big.

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saltysilverfox 7

Monday 10 November 2014 19:43

You probably deserve it herpes

FusionPlacebo 26

Thursday 17 September 2015 14:09

"again" makes me say YDI.

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