Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears,...

By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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By bastard magnet - 02/10/2011 22:14 - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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HappyJello 7

Monday 12 November 2012 2:08

Are you going to write a song about it?

lilhellian 26

Monday 12 November 2012 2:09

Might as well cash in on it. Don't forget us when you go big.

Comments

tsent8 15

Monday 12 November 2012 2:11

Weee are never ever ever getting back together because you are a psycho bitch and today I found you sniffing my boxers

BlowinChronic 18

Monday 12 November 2012 2:58

Was that even a pun?

sheethapins 13

Monday 12 November 2012 3:10

~Actively looks for the pun~ Ugh, I just can't find it! Is this like one of those paintings you have to stare at a long time to see the picture or something?

elletex 8

Monday 12 November 2012 3:53

Holy shit, learn the definition of "pun".

winnerme123 8

Monday 12 November 2012 3:57

The pun is right there where it says..... Okay this is too hard. I give up.

jcd824 5

Monday 12 November 2012 4:45

I think he meant punny as in "funny", but with an accent. Haha idk. Who cares :P

newbiehere99 6

Monday 12 November 2012 6:41

Did anyone else read 59's comment in Stewie's voice?

LexieWins 0

Monday 12 November 2012 2:12

Your dad is so mean. He should be there for you instead of being a jerk. And it's almost strange that he even knows who Taylor Swift is.

HappyJello 7

Monday 12 November 2012 2:15

So the older generation can't be informed about our generation's interests?

asianperry 8

Monday 12 November 2012 2:15

"All you are is mean. And a liar.And pathetic And alone in life." No? Ok.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 12 November 2012 2:27

T Swift is pretty mainstream...

LexieWins 0

Monday 12 November 2012 4:10

What I'm saying is that it seems like too feminine of a comment for her dad to make. I listen to my dad's Pink Floyd albums all the time, but I'd think it was strange if my dad were to make Beyonce comments.

asianperry 8

Monday 12 November 2012 5:26

Since you listen to pink floyd,would it be "odd" if you made a comment about them to your Dad? My dad listens to pop,sometimes. Maybe OP's Dad wants to hear new songs.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 12 November 2012 7:45

Yeah, Taylor Swift's only on every radio station, a bunch of commercials, entertainment news, music award shows... Crazy that he's heard of her!

SpikyG 3

Monday 12 November 2012 2:12

Tell him at least you can get some unlike his old face........I fail at this.

sarah6786 14

Monday 12 November 2012 2:15

Yeah you do.

SpikyG 3

Monday 12 November 2012 3:37

Give me slack I'm new here.....

BlowinChronic 18

Monday 12 November 2012 5:10

Slack is never given. You either suck or you don't.

SpikyG 3

Monday 12 November 2012 6:26

The Internet is the Place for Noobs.

Trix_Disorder 20

Monday 12 November 2012 7:33

Hit "cancel" next time.

BusinessTurtle 8

Monday 12 November 2012 10:17

He could easily reply "It was enough to get your mom."

UnidentifiedFun 37

Monday 12 November 2012 2:16

Oh no, you went successful and rich

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Monday 12 November 2012 3:07

*facepalm* Idiot.

UnidentifiedFun 37

Monday 12 November 2012 4:51

Sorry I had an idiotic moment. Don't even know what the hell I posted this for

UnidentifiedFun 37

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:20

Uh, it would be worse if I had just left a dumb comment on there on there with no explanation. So, no.

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 12 November 2012 2:17

Question is why did he break up with you... For now everyone is on your side because we don't know the other half -.- At least your pops got some jokes haha.

yodas0da 12

Monday 12 November 2012 2:17

sounds like you're a little bit of a drama queen.. cheer up though OP. things will get better(:

Neonemerld 21

Monday 12 November 2012 3:18

I imagine most people are a little shaken up after a breakup. I'm sure that after reading your comment, OP is incredibly sorry for having more than a teaspoon of emotion.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 12 November 2012 5:38

A tea spoon of emotion is ok, now a table spoon? Oh hell no, that's just asking for trouble.

yodas0da 12

Monday 12 November 2012 9:28

I was actually referring to the fact that her dad said she had "gone Taylor Swift again," and not the notion that OP was shaken up over the breakup. You shouldn't jump to such hasty conclusions. No need for that.