Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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HappyJello 7
Are you going to write a song about it?
lilhellian 27
Might as well cash in on it. Don't forget us when you go big.
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Comments (143)
FalconSam1414 19
I feel your pain OP, My younger sister won't stop playing/singing "we are never getting back together" or whatever that song is called. Its getting on my nerves.
Neligee 9
Lmfao ! That's hilarious !
JimmmmmyyyBoyyy 0
You know this story would end a whole lot better if you punched your dad in the face. :)
melody309 35
I'm so sorry, sweetheart. That was so insensitive. But don't worry, it gets better. You'll find someone new one day who will love you, and your dad will hopefully support you. Just try to forgive him for now, and know that there are some of us out there who care.
Pikachu17 13
Look at my profile pic
mowmowlife 21
Sounds like you're a careless man's careful daughter or something
wizzbee 13
Going through a Carlie Rae Jepsen range of emotions? Yeah- i stole that one from Schmidt.
mayyberry 4
32- I thought Breathe was about a guy? The lyrics suggest that anyway. Correct me if I'm wrong though, I would actually like to know who it centers around :)
samasara 20
Hey Taylor Swift is a great person. Be glad you're like her.
alybsox 4
Your father seems like a dick.