Love, Relatable and Farts: Sharing is caring

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By josie - 05/05/2022 10:00

Today, my husband of twenty years thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t fart in front of him. FML

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By carrie - 09/05/2021 14:00

Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 22:00

Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By gas mask please - 02/01/2022 14:01

Today, my husband is refusing to go to a gastroenterologist. His farts have gotten so rank, they could be used as weapon to extract info from political prisoners, but he still insists nothing is wrong. Another night of this and I’ll be sleeping outside in in 30°F weather. FML

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Thursday 5 May 2022 16:22

Farts are funny. It's long past time to stop being prissy. You should have had that comfort level with him after like, a month

benjamn 24

Thursday 5 May 2022 22:01

Show him the ultimate expression of love. load up on dried apricots cuddle up at night and hit him with a Dutch oven to end all Dutch ovens.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 May 2022 13:21

He's so dumb! He doesn't know basic biology. Girls don't fart. Sheesh!

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 5 May 2022 16:22

Farts are funny. It's long past time to stop being prissy. You should have had that comfort level with him after like, a month

benjamn 24

Thursday 5 May 2022 22:02

Not as funny as a shart.....

benjamn 24

Thursday 5 May 2022 22:01

Show him the ultimate expression of love. load up on dried apricots cuddle up at night and hit him with a Dutch oven to end all Dutch ovens.

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