By romedizzle - 24/11/2010 09:52 - Canada
Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

The same thing happened to me except my jumbled words came out as,

"I'm into cougars who own strap-ons"

Awkward! Especially since she was carrying one in her purse. I had to explain it was a slip of the tongue which unleashed a whole new nightmare on me.

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  bamagrl410  |  31

I do it all the time! It's really annoying when you're trying to make a good impression and then mess up.

By  Zigma_fml  |  0

A scowl isn't too bad. Still, I know how you feel, OP. I work at a toy store and we sometimes get really busy. I once mixed up "Thanks for shopping" and "Have a nice day."

I'll let you decide what the result was :P