FML : Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around,...

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Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 17 October 2011 22:54 / United States

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By illmatic2 | 16

#3447058 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

You shouldn't dew that again.

By BOOSCAREDU | 0

#3447056 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

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By BOOSCAREDU | 0

#3447056 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3447099 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:08

You'd be surprised at what entertains these cavepeople....

holybuckets | 0

#3447116 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:09

Silly Pennsylvanians..

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3447209 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:17

I'm Pennsylvanian... I don't find this entertaining... Stereotypes at their finest...

Dispute | 3

#3447380 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:40

Oh my gosh this is gonna be hilarious! Oh crap I hit someone in a highly populated area! :o

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3447434 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:45

Haha Pennsylvania is a lot more populated than people give it credit for, it has more Representatives than many states can claim.

LiyIa_fml | 8

#3447443 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:47

Sooooo just say sorry, laugh, and move on. Thats what I do!

the_pan1c | 5

#3447447 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:47

I think its more of an fml for the person who got hit, 'Today, some random guy decided that for a laugh he'd chuck a half empty mountain dew bottle behind him. It hit me. FML' LOL

Notimetobleed | 12

#3447885 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:05

Field goal...

fr33m3xican | 0

#3448069 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:33

what have we learned today?

brittney4598 | 0

#3448110 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:39

If he threw it behind himself for a laugh, didn't he expect/want it to hit someone?..

fanceh | 10

#3448200 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:53

Wait, so you are leaving a football game, which tends to cause huge cluster fucks of people, then assume because it is night time, nobody is around? The stupidity of peoples amuses me.

ChrisGarlick | 1

#3448215 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:57

Pennsylvania is the shit. Texas is dumb

lemon_phat | 11

#3448281 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:08

108- not all objects are thrown with the intent to hit people...

Reign_fml | 3

#3448394 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:28

Am I the only person that thought this fml was going to end with op drinking piss after reading the first line?

kewlkate | 9

#3448497 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:45

Ahahahhahaha. Wait... I don't get it... :/

zowieandzander77 | 1

#3448584 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:08

I def thought that was going to be the end too

aceman1992 | 9

#3448694 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:32

118- your a Dick.

detroitsucks247 | 3

#3448797 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:48

lol i saw some guy at the bears game get hit with a bottle. 0.o

detroitsucks247 | 3

#3448799 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:48

lol i saw some guy at the bears game get hit with a bottle. 0.o

detroitsucks247 | 3

#3448801 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:48

lol i saw some guy at the bears game get hit with a bottle. 0.o

hinchkongfang | 0

#3449007 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:43

148, 49 and 150, did it REALLY need to be said 3 times?

jellitonoctopus | 19

#3449368 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 10:21

126- i thought the same after I read the first line too!

signuplogin | 1

#3449471 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:49

I thought he was gonna drink it haha

homieskillet | 0

#3449554 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:14

He's a retard

dubsqueet | 0

#3449711 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:40

immediately.

dre_bro11 | 12

#3450020 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 14:09

54, if you're some random walking behind OP, how do you know he was throwing it 'for laughs'?

Also, quit with the territorial remarks. No place is better than another. You're all from the same country, right.

birdofparadise | 16

#3452163 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:39

He totally deserves it for Dew Abuse.

ohxdamnxkay02 | 12

#3452464 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:28

i love Pennsylvania..

Sydknee | 8

#3454122 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 3:11

"half-empty"... this person is a pessimist.

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3454617 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:51

175- no place is better than any other? Heres a counter example. A private neighborhood compared to a ghetto.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3455068 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 9:01

OP must be a pretty exciting person...

chels1994 | 11

#3463362 - Thursday 20 October 2011 22:52

you and i both -_-

By illmatic2 | 16

#3447058 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

You shouldn't dew that again.

Dudelike89 | 8

#3447102 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:08

Or he'll be in a mountain of trouble.

DrewsFML | 8

#3447273 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:26

Next time look both ways so you don't accidentally stick your can in someone else's face.

Tobias5505 | 0

#3447278 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:26

IOC he does it again, it'll be code red

nalia18 | 8

#3447539 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:06

I didnt know you could be hit on my an empty can... Eh eh?... No.

truebrotrue | 7

#3447976 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:18

67-your picture frightens me

MrSexyPants | 14

#3448205 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:55

illmatic and his puns are back! :D

archava | 0

#3448526 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:53

booooooo!

claiiire_fml | 17

#3448590 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:09

ahhh! oh, 135, you scared me.

FreshlyCut | 0

#3448841 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:51

Haven't you heard heard that song by lover boy?A pig and an elephant DNA just won't splice.

alsnyder12 | 0

#3469031 - Saturday 22 October 2011 3:00

It's like saying you dropped something. And then saying it fell.

By ed1970 | 6

#3447066 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:06

You're kind of a jerk.

xmayne | 0

#3447606 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:16

You're a jerk for calling op a jerk for no reason.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#3447808 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:50

Personally, I think anyone who picks up litter just to toss it again is a jerk. Throwing it where it could hit someone is a complete dick move.

By lmfaoloool | 0

#3447068 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:06

Why .. Just why .. lol

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3448442 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:36

The real FML is that OP was actually recycling like a boss, but some idiot stepped in between OP and the bin.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3448495 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:44

Oh my.
I forgot a hyphen. :(

btnhdude | 0

#3449452 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:28

Why?!?! Ju-jus*sniffle*
... just... W-w-why....
Ju-js-just... Just... Just why
LOL.

thekewlest69 | 8

#3474515 - Sunday 23 October 2011 4:35

hahaha this is some funny s***

By helloimmia | 4

#3447070 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:06

Well oops.

By xoxogossipgirl9 | 6

#3447078 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:06

it's more like f the other person's life

xmayne | 0

#3447550 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:07

I'd reply to this but it would just be moderated.

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3447083 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:07

If I was the person that you hit I would have shoved that bottle up your arse until you told me that you loved it.

MrSassypants | 31

#3447616 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:18

Then after he tells you he loves it stick it up so more because, well, he loves it.

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3448135 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:44

Today after seeing my favorite football team get fucked in the ass, while leaving the stadium some asshe threw a half full can of mountain dew at me. FML