Love: Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82 184

You deserved it 8 007

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 011

You deserved it 5 368

Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 657

You deserved it 3 492

By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 336

You deserved it 7 133

By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 206

You deserved it 4 734

Classic mistake

By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 3 685

By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 038

You deserved it 3 560

Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 404

You deserved it 96

Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 552

You deserved it 154

By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 691

You deserved it 1 466

Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 464

You deserved it 128

nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

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nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

CommenSense 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:05

Hell I don't blame him for cheating on you, ur not even married to each other yet and ur already controlling what he eats!!

22cute 17

Sunday 23 October 2011 5:21

Yes! Good thing you found out before you married him.

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

ChickenInMyKitch 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:53

I wonder why secretary starts with the word secret .... OHHHHHH!!!!!!

jberg583 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:59

Yes because cheating is so original to begin with

fkjiwefakris 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

what 1 said

BaldOuting 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

that is an effective method of getting information out of people. at least you found out before you got married to this loser.

Duckie101 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

i smell a homicide in the making.....possibly double :o

Butterfly_D 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:04

Ouch. FYL indeed. Hope you get rid of the asshole.

wow_tehe 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:05

Oh that sucks. Theres no communication in your relationship. I say dump him.

samman92 1

Monday 25 May 2009 9:05

its your fault for asking....

gossip_girl23 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:02

8# what the ****?!?!?!?!?!?! how the **** was she to know? and I'm so sorry this had to happen to you:( I hope you dump him and find a man that will treat you like a princess:)