Awkward, Crush and Love: Tales of the unexpected

Tales of the unexpected

By Ryuga - 11/06/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 149

Awkward Crush Love

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 053

You deserved it 49 518

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 279

You deserved it 3 685

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 921

You deserved it 3 107

Open Mike

By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 809

You deserved it 532

By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 248

You deserved it 2 875

Overcompensating

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 691

You deserved it 187

Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 213

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 554

You deserved it 792

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 579

You deserved it 4 868

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 935

You deserved it 2 574

Durf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:14

why not jump in?

smiller0789 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

At least you got a free show out of the deal :p

Comments

PhAndrew 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

NICE! ask if they want to three some

epicenur 2

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:02

haha ooh-right

jpwdragon 0

Friday 16 April 2010 11:53

I totally agree, bit of bi on the side is nothing to be afraid of, mmmmm... lesbians!

joqez 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:18

come on, why does everybody has to say that when it's about lesbians...

GlassJAwkidE 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:13

hahahaha thats sucks

teotsi 28

Tuesday 22 April 2014 13:34

There's a button for that...

Durf 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:14

why not jump in?

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:16

There's plenty of fish in the sea out there, kiddo. Hopefully you don't turn the rest of them into lesbians, too.

xXCrazyPersonXx 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:21

lolz win ^^

madd_coww_diseas 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:45

funnier than the actual FML... :]

gdude756 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

3 way anyone?

smiller0789 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:17

At least you got a free show out of the deal :p

ASUdec 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:18

How could that be bad?! THREESOME!

waspbr 4

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:26

exactly how is this a FML? some people just have it too easy.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 11 June 2009 10:27

Oh snap! But you know, not every girl that makes out with another girl is just into girls. Just sayin'. And if you only wanted to tell her how you felt, do you really have anything to lose?