Haven't seen you in awhile noor, or I haven been looking that hard.

Thanks for the image, Noor. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my brain with some bleach...

It's gravity, not a vacuum cleaner!

And I thought only birds did that. (Not upside down of course). Look out below!

Noor's comment reminded me of that South Park episode when Cartman invented the ability of eating through your ass and ******** out of your mouth.

reverse human centipede? 0_o

It depends on what kinda poo right? Solid or more liquid form

Lmao exactly what I thought of...

There was also the South Park episode with the hybrid cars where they talk themselves up and shit falls out their mouth.

2- Your comment had me laughing for a good two minutes.

this shit made my day lmao

"********."

Some people are humans and then theres you bumblebee.

Bumblebee hasn't earned his stripes yet :( Nice car nevertheless.

Alas, Bumblebee is a Camaro.

But can't he change into other cars?

I wonder where the shat went. It should have been under OPs butt so it shouldn't have gone anywhere.

The scared shitless

86, he was upside down -_- as in, the poop would have been above his head. Therefore, by the laws of physics.... Hopefully you can figure out the rest

Laws of physics? I thought those were just suggestions!

Whenever I get scared I always have the sudden urge to shit. I mean the saying 'scared the shit out of me' had to come from somewhere right?

I'm not the only one!

Did you wash your hands and phone after?

haha me too

Same here lmfao

#34, Why is this getting thumbed down? This is basic toilet hygiene: If it's in your hand, sanitize it, flush it, or toss it. Phones (like hands) don't clean themselves.

#66, maybe it has something to do with the fact that 34 sounds an awful lot like my mother?

Use one hand for one thing and the other for another. Bam. Last I checked, it doesn't take two hands to wipe. And besides, you could just put the phone down/away before wiping and retrieve it after washing. Oh and btw, your floor and the money you use are covered in traces of fecal matter. :D

#74, Then I probably do, too. Butt -- Germs don't care who says it. They stick on you and everything you touch unless you clean up. Consider this: When you have your OWN children, what will you tell them? Do as I say and not as I do?

Lmfao me too.

This argument about washing after toileting reminds me of the classic Yale v. Harvard joke: A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit. The Harvard man says, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate." The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."

If I learned one this from this post, it's that there are a lot of people that use this app as the new angry birds of the porcelain throne.

101, did you not finish the joke? Or am I just stupid? I'm not getting the joke lol

There is a button for that, attention seeker.

Creative.

The depth of thought that was put into this comment must have been astronomical

So many shit comments on this FML.

Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

All I could think of while reading this was the song chocolate rain. Mother of god that song does have meaning

Some stay dry while others feel the pain. ohgod

All I could think of was him as a shitcicle with little drops falling off his back into the ppl below.

Soon there will be another fml like this: Today I was at my local amusement park having a good time, then someone's shit just landed on me. FML

Stop being an attention *****, there's a button for that.

Where is this attention whoring button of which you speak?

Why would it? Wasn't he wearing underwear?